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Just thought I'd share this interesting mail from my inbox.

New Employee:

You are listening to Stevie Wonder. (It''s your first day at work and all is fine and great)

After 3 monts:

You are listening to HOUSE music. (Because you are so busy that you're not sure if you're coming or going)

After 6 months:

You are listening to HEAVY METAL. (Your days start at 0800 hours and ends at 2000 hours)

After 9 months:

You are listening to HIP HOP. (You become fat due to stress and now you suffer from constipation)

After a year:

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP. (Your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a good hair day feels like and you fall out of bed and live on caffeine!)

And finally after a second year:

You are listening to TECHNO and have gone a bit... well... crazy!

Gosh, I sure don't want to be like that poor kitty after my second year of working...